Last night, dad took a sleeping pill and within a few hours of "sleep", the army showed up to take his neck brace. If you know dad, he's the type of guy who would give you his right arm if you asked.
Well, the army wasn't going to get away with it that easily. He warded them off by fighting them for several hours. Sometime in the middle of the night, he called for mom to tell her the army was there and not to worry because he was going to keep them safe. Groggy and confused, mom returned to bed and dad continued his noble duty. The army even came after dad's sippy cup!
When mom woke again, she witnessed just how hard dad had to fight! Somehow, he had managed to knock everything off the bedside table, flaying his arms, just to protect himself.
I hope the army learned a lesson and doesn't return anytime soon demanding more from dad because...Commander Justin-Night Ops Special Duty Division will be reporting for duty.
They didn't know WHO they were messin' with!
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